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Din popoare adunate…. | Mar 16th 2009
- The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
- Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
- If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
- You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
- I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
- Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~Jean Kerr
- Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.
- Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson
- Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi
- Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems. ~Homer Simpson
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman
- I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
- Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. ~Phyllis Diller
- How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
- One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber
- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O’Rourke
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
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Comentariu�Comentarii de watcat — martie 17, 2009 @ 11:21 am